Posters Promoting Obama's September 9th Speech to America's Schoolchildren

"Help, I've Got a Job Interview for a Death Panel and I Don't Know What to Wear!"

With a  Death Panel in every town, there will be jobs-jobs-jobs! But watch out – the competition’s fierce – and only those who put their best foot forward will be able to seize the opportunity. Your first step must be a good first impression.

Wearing all black might be great if you want to kill...at the Venetian Las Vegas…

You don’t have to be a criminally insane to work here, but it helps. Sorry, no dogs in the office. But if you're thinking 'uniform,' you're on the right trail.

…Don’t wear your Death Panel casual Friday apparel either.

Whoa! Showing enthusiasm is important, but don’t jump the gun. Wearing the actual uniform to your interview is presumptuous.

So instead, just wear something plain, formal and the proven outfit for the group that has proven its ability to kill...if only ideas and buzzes.